
Personally, I'd choose PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4

...leading to the lost treasure
of famous PIRATE "One-Eyed Willy."
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Except, perhaps,
Talk Like a Pirate Day,
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...or wander the high seas
as a stateless PIRATE.
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Although, practically mandatory
for a PIRATE.
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